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Little thoughts, ideas and wishes from a musician, drawer, writer, actor, thinker and the queeriest little idiot you couldn't care less about~

Two important things you should know about me:
1. CAPITALS. LOTS. DEAL WITH IT.
2. I am overly affectionate. Don't be surprised if you mention you have something in common with me and then I'm suddenly professing my boundless love for you within minutes of knowing you.

and now to the blogging:

shotgunanderson:

you know, i never really thought about it, but having kids is the ultimate social out, if you don’t like socialising. because you have a baby, you can’t go out, sorry, maybe next time.

and even if they start cooing and talking like a moron at you at the word ‘baby’, you can switch it up. make it nice and awkward and they’ll never ask again.

“you never come out! there’s a great party this weekend, you should come!”

“can’t. sorry. lactating.”

(via valaarmorghulis)

omfg SCIENCETHIS IS THE ONLY REASON I WOULD EVER HAVE CHILDREN Text post # February 27, 2012 / 7:14pm // 25 Notes

  1. hopeful-daydreamer reblogged this from shotgunanderson
  2. whimsicalnet said: truth!
  3. lurkdusoleil said: You have no idea how legitimate that awkward excuse is though, seriously. Tit stains just aren’t conducive to comfortable conversation. The more you know.
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  7. pureklaination said: It’s better when they’re older, you go, they play up- bam, excuse to leave :D
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